I have a little sunbeam at church. He is four years old and he thinks he is Spiderman. The Amazing Spiderman. We constantly have to remind him that he is not Spiderman. He'll start talking about how his name is Peter Parker and how he has webs and all sorts of other crazy Spiderman things. I guess at home it's really bad. He won't answer to his own name. He gets mad and says, "That's not my name! I am Spiderman!!"
This past Sunday in church, he was sitting next to me and he held up his hand and said, "Look, it's my web!"
No. No. That's a booger.
Kudos for creativity, though.