Chicken Finger, Chicken Patty, Francine, and Muffy (the latter two belonging to our friends and whom we were chicken sitting) died a tragic death sometime late Saturday night. They were slaughtered in warm, innocent, chicken blood and we mourn their loss.
This tragic event follows the shady disappearance of Pepper Chicken some three weeks ago, also on a Saturday night. We now have reason to believe that Pepper, too, was murdered.
**the following pictures may be disturbing to those who have a soft spot for chickens in their heart**
Exhibit 1: feathers and blood, evidence of foul/fowl play
Exhibit 2: footprints
The suspect is not in custody and still at large. We warn all locals to take seriously their coop safety and security measures.