Wifey: How do I grill hamburgerguesas for you?
Husband: With love.
Husband: Light the grill, turn all burners to low, then cook.
Wifey: Cook with love...Hmmm...I LOVE YOU
So, like a good Wifey, I set the table, sliced the tomatoes, and the other such "pre-hamburgerguesa" preparation I usually do while Husband grills the meat. But then, I grilled!
I lit the grill. I turned all burners to low. I cooked with love.
I flipped them and they were looking mighty fine. So, I closed the grill and went to water the garden.
When I came back I didn't have any hamburgerguesas. I had charcoal.
Husband kindly told me before he left for Home Depot, "You're terrible at grilling, but I love you anyways!"